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​Your Grandmother's Knitting Nightmare​​ When your sweater looks like it survived a Berlin squat party and a Moscow winter. ​​5 Reasons This Isn't Just a Cardigan​​ ✓ ​​Controlled Destruction​​ – Machine-washed distress patterns replicate Lisbon tram graffiti removal attempts ✓ ​​Liquid Air Conditioning​​ – Mesh panels auto-adjust between Bangkok humidity and Oslo fjord winds ✓ ​​Gender Neutral Camouflage​​ – Oversized hood swallows Johannesburg skater bruises and Stockholm art school tears ✓ ​​Fast Fashion Antidote​​ – Wrinkle-free finish outlasts Buenos Aires laundromat queues and Cairo power cuts ✓ ​​Urban Survival Topology​​ – Open front design permits Nairobi matatu fare evasion and Berlin club stampede exits ​​Global Misuse Manual​​ ​​Istanbul Mode​​ – Drape over shoulders to confuse Grand Bazaar hagglers. ​​Mexico City Hack​​ – Tie sleeves around waist during sudden downpours. ​​Initiate Textile Anarchy​​ [Add to Cart] to corrupt fast fashion algorithms.